Thanks to miles of bouncing, cleavage sweat and chafing sports bras, by the time you’re done, all they’ll want to do is snuggle in pajamas. And your ta-tas take almost the same amount of abuse as your tootsies. Running 26.2 miles is not easy on your body.
Even if they do now look like rocks in socks. Either way, it’s hard not to want to hug them for all the tireless service they provided. Some women keep their larger pregnancy breasts, but others end up smaller than they started. That is if balloons had random chunks of sand in them. Once the milk is gone, your glorious, functional nursing boobs become sad, deflated balloons. Not only are they filled - bursting - with liquid, but said liquid also randomly squirts out at the most inopportune times. But if you thought pregnancy boobs were weird, then nursing is like having your breasts possessed by aliens. Their ability to sustain a whole human life never ceases to amaze me. Nursing breasts are a force to be reckoned with. Although I missed the ease of my tiny pre-pregnancy boobies, I did enjoy having cleavage for the first time in my life. From the moment the stick turned pink, my boobs took on a life of their own and grew to a size and shape I’d never known they were capable of before. 1 way I knew I was pregnant was sore breasts. It’s cool you’re just storing them for later. The other telltale sign of PMS breasts: cookie crumbs or ice-cream drips in your cleavage. If I’ve learned one thing in my life, it’s that hormones can do a real number on your chest. Painful, tender and sore are the trifecta of boobness for every girl whose breasts go through a monthly cycle just like her vagina.
So in honor of all the things our breasts go through for us, here are 21 real breast shapes and what it’s like to have ’em. They’re like the ultimate shape-shifters - and according to my girlfriends, their mammaries are pretty magical too. As if bra fitting isn’t confusing enough already?!īut then I got to thinking: Why stop at just seven shapes? My boobs have been way more than seven shapes during my lifetime. They’ve identified seven breast shapes: round, east west, side set, tear drop, slender, asymmetric and bell shape.Īlong with your size, each shape supposedly dictates the type of bra you should wear. But you’d be a little inaccurate according to lingerie company ThirdLove, at least when it comes to their shape. Well, you’re not wrong when it comes to like the day-to-day realities of having boobs on your body. They’re round(ish), stuck to the front of our bodies and pretty darn useful for a variety of life skills. Maybe you’re thinking that breasts are breasts are breasts.
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